Starbucks, Sponge Bob.

We spent Christmas at my grandparents' (mother's side) house in Imus, Cavite. We ate, talked, and slept. We got bored waiting for our Tita Lou to come (their family went to Tagaytay) so we decided to go to Alabang Town Center to (you guessed it) waste some more time. :)

Tita: Miss, 3 cafe latte.
Me: Tsaka po 4 na mocha frap. (smiles)
Miss: Ma'am, sorry hindi na po available 'yung frapuccino namin kasi wala na po kaming ice. Pero kung gusto niyo, pwede naman po, malamig naman 'yung milk namin.
Me: (WTF?!) Sige miss, cappuccino na lang, tall lahat.

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Patrick: ...but you don't eat it (chocolate), you rub it into your skin, and you'll live forever!!
Old Lady: Gimme one chocolate bar.
Sponge Bob: If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy-living in no time!
Patrick: Yeah!! Hooray to lies!!